Funny Fish Jokes to Beat the Summertime Blues

Have you noticed it's pretty hot out there? Even the ocean is feeling the heat (and that's not good). It seems we could all use some levity right about now, so here are some family friendly jokes inspired by our marine life friends.

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

What made the seahorse a great detective?

He could always see something fishy going on.

Why do fish like to watch the news?

They need to keep up with current events!

Why doesn't the Clown Triggerfish like to play hide-and-seek?

Because they're always spotted!

How do fish know how much they weigh?

They have their own scales!

How does an Orca take her coffee?

Decaf-fin-ated!

Why was the nurse shark so well-respected?

Because she always provided fintastic care!

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?

He wanted to be a starfish!

Why did the Rock Beauty cross the reef?

To get to the other tide!

What do fish use for money?

Sand dollars!

Why don't fish like to play cards?

Because they're afraid of card sharks!

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